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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

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samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

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obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…
That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…

That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

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cardiokayla:

Her face in the last gif makes me so sad

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youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.


I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

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I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

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buzzfeed:

HIS NAME IS GUS AND HE’S SLIGHTLY CROSS-EYED AND LOOK AT THE FLOOF ON HIM

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the atlanta 5 / the last remaining atlanta survivors (◡﹏◡✿)

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"Words. I think of words and I think of Peeta. How people embrace everything he says. He could move a crowd to action, I bet, if he chose to. Would find the things to say."

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